f0cus3d:

that’s some funny shit lmfao

sanacreatividad:

Start so sad… and then ¡Bam! Heroism everywhere.

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(Source: extrainfinitum)

i love you josie, this is what happened to me accept it was in my head

(Source: iamthepissking)

this makes me laugh sooooo hard

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(Source: clownvid)

so, you’re sitting on the rim of the tub because your waiting for the tub to fill up
i come home super early from work and you don’t hear me come in
i walk into the bathroom and cover up your eyes and start kissing your neck
i wet my other hand and start wetting your body with the almost, but not quite, hot water starting with your legs
i move my hand up slowly and almost completely skip over your pussy, as if to purely tease you, but its for a reason
i start rubbing your tits with my warm wet hand, my other still covering your eyes
i take my wet hand off your body, and you have no idea where it went
suddenlyyou feel the warmth of the shower head pulsating on your pussy lips
i slowly aim it up and down slightly getting you completely soaked
then the warmth leaves your body, in its place you feel a finger slowly run up the lips
and as it moves back down it bends to fit as deeply inside as possible
as i remove my hand from your face you feel it start tenderly rubbing your clit while my finger is still entering and exiting
i take my hands back to myself and wait for you to turn around
you see me sitting on my knees and you spread your legs and slide yourself upon me and feel him pulsating inside of you
i tell you to not move and i slide you just to the head, and…
i start ramming him deep inside of you
so deep your afraid that it might be unsafe
but you don’t even care, because it feels so great
and as soon as your about to cum i pull you off and make you walk closer, and as soon as you are in my area i start eating your pussy like its icecream  shoving my tongue deep into you and as soon as you cum i start sucking your juices out with my tongue
and when im done with that i lay you down on the bathroom floor and i lay behind you and pull you as close as i can, and we fall asleep untill the water from the bath overflowing wakes usthen we go to the bed and sleep until the next time.
it will continue in the next part